Movie: Lady Terminator
Quite possibly one of the best b-movies ever made, Lady Tarminator is a slap-dash mash-up of 1984's The Terminator with a nice helping of Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce and, of course, an actual Indonesian legend about a Sea Queen. This is serious beer-and-pizza movie night fodder, people featuring plenty of nudity from the extremely tasty Barbara Anne Constable in what is, regrettably, her only acting role! Hell, she even did make-up on the picture! With a body like hers and the additional make-up skills, there shouldn't have been a movie made between 1988 and last year that didn't star this ample-chested lovely! Constable does a terrific job keeping a straight face through the foolish (and occasionally totally plagiarized) story, and he multiple nude scenes make-up for the fact that earlier nudity by an Unknown Sea Queen were ruined by some furry underarms! Constable also manages to give audiences an extra nude kill scene after the laughably dumb love scene between the lead character and the very cute Claudia Angelique Rademaker. Seriously, Constable should be given Sainthood for the duty she pulled on this picture. It's largely her efforts that elevate this turkey into the proud canon of films that are so bad they're good!